Name of Intended Recipient ............................................................................................
Name of Applicant .............................................................................................................
APPLICANT'S RELATIONSHIP TO INTENDED RECIPIENT: (circle appropriate)
Husband, Wife, Acquaintance, Fiancee, Finance, Friend, Intended Acquaintance, Neighbour.
I ....................................., hereby make respectful, hopeful, confident, (strike out inapplicabe) application for a naughty.
My reason for this application is/are: (circle appropriate)
Anniversary, Practice, Birthday, Health, Pre-Marital Check, Annual Run Over Target, Prevent healing up.
Other Reasons......................................................................................................................
TYPE REQUIRED:Fast.................. Slow................... Long.................... Short.................. Multiple.....................
LOCATION:Our House................. Your House................... My House................... Anywhere..................
TIME:Early.................... Late..................... Matinee.................... All Night and/or Day....................
APPLICATION CLASSIFICATION:First Application.................. Routine.................. Desperate.................. On Knees..................
Signature..................................................... Date................................................................
INTENDED RECIPIENTS REMARKS:Your application has been happily, unexpectedly, expectedly, irritably, enthusiastically, coldly, frigidly, (strike out inapplicable) received.
Yes......................... No......................... Maybe......................... Impossible..........................
MY REASON FOR ACCEPTING YOUR APPLICATION IS/ARE:Anniversary, Practice, Birthday, Health, Pre-Marital Check, Annual Run Over Target, Prevent healing up.
Other Reasons......................................................................................................................
MY REASONS FOR NOT ACCEPTING YOUR APPLICATION IS/ARE:Too Tired..... Too Early..... Too Late..... Too Hot..... Too Cold..... Too Frigid..... Too Sore..... Too Old.....
Too Young..... Too Drunk..... Too Sober..... Too Mean..... Too Sick..... Too Scared..... Too Good.....
Too Rusty..... Too Impotent..... Too Watched..... Too Often..... Too Bored..... Too Pregnant.....
Signature..................................................... Date................................................................
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